how much weight can i lose by running away from my problems
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
oh man larry richman just called josh OUT on twitter….
Someone get him some ice.
i just spit
So poor Josh has been nominated 4 times now?!
Never be jealous when you see someone with your ex because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.